tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post2112687539627407068..comments2008-12-27T14:51:39.511-08:00Green Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03133847111288382381noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-7331352943040099202008-12-27T14:51:00.000-08:002008-12-27T14:51:00.000-08:00Beth,<BR/><BR/>Oh, my dear. If you could get drunk by just thinking about it, don't you think we'd all be passed out by now?<BR/><BR/>E.Burbanmomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03482218254218777985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-63575813618857824262008-12-23T22:58:00.000-08:002008-12-23T22:58:00.000-08:00A certain Santa Claus left me gifts on my desk at work today. A green plastic gift bag containing a plastic-wrapped candy cane, a plastic case with 2 pink foam "Gal Pal" garment deodorant remover thingies (WTF?), and three mini candy bars in of course more plastic.<BR/><BR/>WTF? WTF? WTF? WWWWWWWWTTTTTTTFFFFF?????!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>I hate my job. It's not that they don't know. It's that they don't give a shit!<BR/><BR/>:-)<BR/><BR/>B.<BR/><BR/>P.S. WTF am I supposed to do with deodorant removers? I don't even use deodorant. I'm a baking soda baby.<BR/><BR/>B again.<BR/><BR/>I know this has nothing to do with your post. I'm stuck at work at 11pm and needed to rant. (Can I get drunk by thinking about it hard enough?)Fake Plastic Fishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11070617520887713061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-78253729489305364502008-12-23T04:24:00.000-08:002008-12-23T04:24:00.000-08:00fullfreezer: Yeah, I opted for petrified because I thought a nice, hot, steaming pile of shit might get the candy canes all sticky. And I'm the one who eats the candy canes.<BR/><BR/>GB: OMG, this isn't real life?!?! I have some sucky ass fantasies, then!<BR/><BR/>Jess: The only reason we haven't eaten it all is because I already divvied half up and put it in "no touch-ey" bags.<BR/><BR/>psuklinkie: Really? You're asking <B>me</B>, the queen of OCD, if <I>you're</I> anal?<BR/><BR/>Erin: I'd be more than a little worried that some creepy old dude is coming down your chimney. Ever see "Strangers"?<BR/><BR/>Leslie: You know that I didn't even think about writing this post until I got your email with the picture of the lights! And then I had to come up with a post where I could use it! Thanks, darlin! :-)Burbanmomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03482218254218777985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-70738119570028626822008-12-22T22:55:00.000-08:002008-12-22T22:55:00.000-08:00petrified reindeer shit - ROTFLMAO!jennconspiracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16304420774638468362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-1148741043567234762008-12-22T20:07:00.000-08:002008-12-22T20:07:00.000-08:00I did not know that the North Pole has a Recycling facility.<BR/><BR/>Nice lights ;)<BR/><BR/>Have a good one, Burbs.<BR/>xoxoxoxoxlesliehttp://www.lesliehawes.com/wordpress/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-75709643881884852972008-12-22T17:14:00.000-08:002008-12-22T17:14:00.000-08:00Your Santa is awesome!...Our poor kids don't get gifts from Santa. We opted not to go with that holiday tradition for various reasons...Unfortunately, my kids still seem to be confused since my oldest son gave our address to some strange man who "looked like Santa" at the thrift store today!Erin aka Conscious Shopperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02055472303320074413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-55932315004148643802008-12-22T14:55:00.000-08:002008-12-22T14:55:00.000-08:00They're supposed to get candy in the stockings! I think Santa feeds ours to the reindeer. :)Donnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08896172914500564208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-78340832941746778832008-12-22T13:52:00.000-08:002008-12-22T13:52:00.000-08:00What a fun, fantastic post! I love the "petrified reindeer shit" idea! If I had naughty children, they'd be getting exactly that. <BR/><BR/>One small picky tidbit (and I'm sorry, but it drives me nuts). Santa Claus is traditionally spelled without that last "e." I believe the "e" came into common use after Tim Allen's "Santa Clause" movie. A clause is an addition to a contract while a Claus is a holiday figure originating in Teutonic language nations. Please forgive my retentiveness! (and if I'm wrong, please correct me so I can stop feeling so crazy over a single letter!)psuklinkiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05805808687294874819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-37052157066756953692008-12-22T12:03:00.000-08:002008-12-22T12:03:00.000-08:00The kids will definitely be petrified by the raindeer shit, that's for sure!!ruchi aka arduoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17043512641324366469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-48632766255990942512008-12-22T12:00:00.000-08:002008-12-22T12:00:00.000-08:00Ahhhh, Burbs! Peas in a pod. Cept we have, sadly, eaten about 80% of the candy so we may have to head out for more. Worse fates have been had! Hope you have a great week.JessTrevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11000531822628182708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-34857914098381772072008-12-22T08:24:00.000-08:002008-12-22T08:24:00.000-08:00What a hilarous way to start off the week. Have I mentioned how much I think we would get along irl? I too have only eaten 1/2 of the candy meant for stockings. :)<BR/><BR/>As to the wrapping, I think that is a fantastic idea. We started doing that a few yrs ago - not for eco reasons but it's just more fun for the kids to run out and see their gifts instead of rip wrapping paper off, put it in the "recycling paper bag" or watch as mom carefully refolds it for next year, then wait patiently while dad pries the tape and twist ties off of their gift and then watch grandpa try to shove all the leftover plastic packaging into the trash can the day after Xmas.<BR/><BR/>Have a merry one!Green Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03133847111288382381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-35777085122751923522008-12-22T07:47:00.000-08:002008-12-22T07:47:00.000-08:00At least it's petrified. It would be so much more memorable fresh ;) We thought about putting potatoes in the stockings instead of coal.fullfreezerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01121300109427407095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941312662522172460.post-46616863633137641522008-12-22T05:25:00.000-08:002008-12-22T05:25:00.000-08:00Petrified reindeer shit, lolElectronic Goosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06161775422936225445noreply@blogger.com